My heart will go on.....and on....and on.....and on.....

Here's why the plot of 'Titanic' isn't plausible. Let's forget that its a huge spectacle movie. Let's forget it cashed in on society's morbid fascination with an event that caused like 1500 people to drown in the middle of the freezing fucking ocean. Lets forget that its incredibly and absolutely ridiculous that some weirdo jewel hunter would be interested in a necklace from 1914 that went down with the ship (supposedly) and make some huge elaborate expedition to the bottom of the sea to find it, toting along some old, terrible-at-telling-short-stories lady to point out where it might be among wreckage that's been decaying for 80+ years. 

It isn't plausible because Leonardo DiCaprio hates having sex with women. Especially in model Ts.