YIKES

This is why you follow your dreams and don't get pregnant.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Finally-an-answer-to-Whatever-happened-to-Kevi?urn=ncaab,134910

Got a lot of livin' to do,

I read an article today that said the worlds oldest man died today. He was 112 years old. Its really sad to think that if I'm CRAZY lucky I'll only live another 90 years. Jesus. The last 25 have flown by. I have so much left to do and I doubt I can get it all done in 90 years, let alone the likely 55-70. YIKES. I better get busy livin'.....

Secret Santa

I cried when I read this. I must be on my period or something.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081206/ap_on_re_us/secret_santa

My heart will go on.....and on....and on.....and on.....

Here's why the plot of 'Titanic' isn't plausible. Let's forget that its a huge spectacle movie. Let's forget it cashed in on society's morbid fascination with an event that caused like 1500 people to drown in the middle of the freezing fucking ocean. Lets forget that its incredibly and absolutely ridiculous that some weirdo jewel hunter would be interested in a necklace from 1914 that went down with the ship (supposedly) and make some huge elaborate expedition to the bottom of the sea to find it, toting along some old, terrible-at-telling-short-stories lady to point out where it might be among wreckage that's been decaying for 80+ years. 

It isn't plausible because Leonardo DiCaprio hates having sex with women. Especially in model Ts. 

Sara's Turn ('Gypsy' reference for all you straight people)

Howdy all! Its been about a week since I posted, so here's an adorable update from your favorite blogger. The three of you who read this will surely enjoy!

Ready or not, here comes Sara!

Works been work. I'm pretty tired of waiting on tables. Is there anyone who waits on tables that likes it? I hope not.

I played two CSz shows last night. I think they went fairly well, other than the worlds worst game of of Replay ever seen by a paying audience. I'm feeling really good about how familiar and comfortable I'm becoming with the show format. The highlight of the evening of shows was that Mike E. and I were able to get Crump to guess 'Duran Duran' at 5 things. I did hungry like the wolf. Amazingly he got it from that. That was pretty awesome. 

The CTA holiday train starts tomorrow. I'm kind of excited about this random holiday happening. Last year I never got to ride it. One day around Christmas time I was just sitting in my apartment watching a movie and all of a sudden all these lights and blaring christmas music goes flying by my window, and my immediate reaction was, "What the fuck was that?". I've been living here for a year and a half and its to the point where I don't even hear the train pass by anymore. When I looked it up online and learned that it was in fact a holiday CTA train and not Santa (bummer. I guess he really isn't real) I was so excited to take a ride but that joy was VERY short lived when I finished reading the sentence. It said that that was the last running of it on the red line for 2007. I'm gonna ride that shit this year and get my goddamned candy cane. 

I just watched a movie on TBS called 'The Wedding Date'. Its a romantic "comedy" about a male prostitute and Debra messing. I actually liked it. It was the kind of thing I needed to give me hope that one day I will pay for sex and the man will fall in love with me and things will work out happily ever after....and that I'll get to fuck in a boat parked in a driveway in London. 

I cut all my hair off.

I took RIDICULOUS pictures of myself dressed like Beyonce from her music video 'Single Ladies'. I don't know that anyone else is amused by them but I sure enjoy seeing myself in an awkward 1 sleeve leotard. 

I went out for din with Sam this evening. We went to The Counter. I don't go out on the town nearly enough for the amount of great places in this city. I need some more close friends. I really like going out for din with my friends, but they all have jobs and lives. Its hard to schedule a lot of fun time with people who have so much stuff going on. My three closest friends are Sam, Trent and Mary and they all have TONS of shit going on with them. Careers or lack there of, girlfriends, etc. Anyone wanna join the club of Sara's BFFs?

Everythings coming up Sara!!!!

Reiteration

However. That being said, Its officially the Holiday season as 93.9, the Holiday Lite, is the station my car's radio is tuned to. I enjoy winter merriment (to a reasonable extent). I'm not a scrooge. I'm more of a Mrs. Cratchet in The Muppet Christmas Carol (look that one up).

Its beginning to look a lot like..... seasonal depression.

I'm in a funky mood lately. Lets start with my absent mindedness. I have lost my car twice in the past week. Twice. Wandering around trying to remember where I parked it. For several minutes. WTF? And I didn't drive it home under the influence of anything. So either I'm completely retarded or something in my brain isn't working. 

I've been sleeping a lot recently. I think I'm depressed. And hungry. I've been following my points really well this week, so I've got that going for me. However, I'm a little lonely. I'm not one of those girls who always has to have a boyfriend, but I am one of those girls who really likes to have a conquest in mind or a crush to pine over. It kind of bothers me that I don't. I'm reasonably attractive so what the fuck is wrong with me. Its like I repel men instead of attracting them. I'm like the human 'OFF' Spray. I'm 25. I'm not trying to get married ANYTIME soon. Seriously. I do not want any kind of serious "future" type of relationship at all right now. Here's what little I'm asking for, Universe. I want a man, reasonably handsome, decent in bed. I want company on cold, lonely nights. I want someone to text me now and then to let me know they are thinking about me. I want dates on major holidays. I want cuddling and sex. Thats it. Someone who is around. A companion, if you will. I guess one could look at it from the man's perspective and view it as I want someone I can use. And that would be mostly correct. Christmas and New Years are coming up. Last year I vowed I would have someone to kiss on New Years Eve this year and it doesn't look like thats going to happen once again. 

I like venting on my blog. No one reads this shit, but it does make me feel a little better to write it all and get this shit out of my brain.